The world's most excited seller?

by miladyblue

The following description is one I copied directly from an eBay auction for a Tonner doll or dolls. I am obscuring some of the details, because I do not wish to be accused of trying to sabotage this seller’s efforts to sell this/these items.

(Rare accessories) included!!! Sell today!!! Today I am offering the (doll set) never removed from box from FAO Schwarz that is sold out and very rare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Other Dolls) are included....brand new, never displayed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All my items are from a smoke-free pet-free home. If you have any questions just email me. I will be happy to answer any questions. I accept paypal. Insurance included with shipping. If you live outside the US, shipping will be more.

Wow, is THIS seller ever excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just pick up on the energy of how excited this seller is, and how much they want you to buy their item or items, can’t you??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

Were it not for the price tag, I would be unable to resist such a happy, happy seller, would you!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I think this seller either needs to throttle back on their caffeine consumption, or talk to someone about their stuck exclamation point key!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!